Batbaby and Bigfoot vs. the Blood Trucking Vampire
by Eric Witchey
"Running from paparazzi and the Royal
Canadian Mounted Police kept Batbaby out of touch with the Union
and his freakazoid buddies. A scab paparazzi shot him with a dart.
The dart injected a sub-dermal GPS transmitter in his backside.
Batbaby kept moving so the scabs couldn't get pictures they didn't
get paid for. "
