East vs. West Coast Bigfoot Hunters

On the one hand, East Coast Bigfooters say they have to fight discrimination from western colleagues who think the creature doesn't live east of the Rocky Mountains. On the other, they have to deal with sighting reports from a more urban population, which includes some who are unfamiliar with wildlife and apt to mistake a black bear for the missing link.

Through it all, one thought keeps them going: Something really might be out there _ and somebody in the East might find it first.

This debate can only end with the senseless shootings of a prominent East Coast Bigfoot hunter, followed by a retaliatory killing, and then a big sing-a-long on MTV.
Link (Found by Rudi, thanks!)

Posted by JeremyT at October 6, 2004 10:59 PM